"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
02/12/2015 at 15:58 • Filed to: None | 1 | 17 |
Seeing it again reenforced my previous observation that it is about the ugliest car on the road. it doesn't have any good angles. Hell, from behind it looks like it is frowning at you because it has become self-aware and knows that it is ugly. BMW, you need to do something about that.
Ferrero1911
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 16:03 | 2 |
I agree that they are ugly, however they do look much better in black than any other color. Like so much better that it should only come in black.
CKeffer
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 16:05 | 1 |
Yup, pretty much the same thoughts I had when I saw one. "Someone with working eyes actually bought that thing!?!"
Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 16:07 | 1 |
We have one sitting out front of our office, as a company car for when ze Germans come into town.
I'm still convinced it's pooping out a 7th gen Accord.
Jonathan Harper
> Ferrero1911
02/12/2015 at 16:08 | 0 |
Yes I came here to say exactly this. The different colored body panels do not help.
jariten1781
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 16:09 | 0 |
Seeing it again reenforced my previous observation that it is about the ugliest car on the road.
I was out in the San Francisco area last week and they were everywhere. Seriously, I saw like 30 in 4 days after only seeing one ever back here in VA. Yeah they're ugly.
However, I also saw a real life i-MiEV. Now that is the ugliest car on the road.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> jariten1781
02/12/2015 at 16:10 | 0 |
Those are ugly too, no doubt.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 16:10 | 0 |
I see them alot in downtown denver, I think they are uglier than a hippopotamus' buttocks
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Ferrero1911
02/12/2015 at 16:11 | 0 |
You're right. They do look better in black.
Decay buys too many beaters
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 16:15 | 0 |
My god those are some tiny tires.
Klaus Schmoll
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 16:20 | 1 |
It's really hit or miss with the colour choices. Black mos def is the way to go.
And remember! The Prius became a cultural item while the Civic Hybrid was only an also ran. They have to look a little different to show the world that the owner is a supreme environmentally conscious being or something. BMW did they homework on that one.
Klaus Schmoll
> Ferrero1911
02/12/2015 at 16:22 | 1 |
Hah, I just posted that very same picture. In black they really can be sinister looking. Great minds think alike!
davedave1111
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 16:24 | 1 |
I really like the looks. In fact, come to think of it the BMW i cars are pretty much the only new cars on the market I actually like the looks of.
Look, it's an angry little panda coming to get you...
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> davedave1111
02/12/2015 at 16:34 | 0 |
It's hard work to make an old Toyota look like a desirable car.
davedave1111
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 16:55 | 0 |
I'm afraid I don't see any similarity. But then I don't consider that an old 'Yota, either...
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/camrys-are-now…
RustedSprinter
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/12/2015 at 17:34 | 0 |
Looks like its wearing a mask.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> RustedSprinter
02/12/2015 at 17:46 | 1 |
If you looked like that, you'd wear a mask too!
RustedSprinter
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
02/13/2015 at 16:34 | 0 |
Thanks Mr. Ontop, your post made my day.